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In The Heart Of The Mountains

Romantic scenery in the mountain tops

In The Heart Of The Mountains thanks to Wayne Nowazek

When you love what you 'sea' before you

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My whole heart for my whole life. - French Saying

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of. - Blaise Pascal

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

Some days there won't be a song in your heart. Sing anyway. - Emory Austin

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart? - Unknown

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Don't give in to your fears. If you do, you won't be able to talk to your heart. - Paulo Coelho

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart. - Zig Ziglar

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

There never was any heart truly great and generous, that was not also tender and compassionate. - Robert Frost

Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either. - Golda Meir

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. - Helen Keller

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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