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In The Heart Of The Mountains

Romantic scenery in the mountain tops

In The Heart Of The Mountains thanks to Wayne Nowazek

When you love what you 'sea' before you

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The heart ages last. - Sylvester Stallone

I'm just a true Irish boy at heart. - Colin Farrell

Nature provides exceptions to every rule. - Margaret Fuller

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

Mental clarity ain't for the faint of heart. - Katerina Stoykova Klemer

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Though you break your heart, men will go on as before. - Marcus Aurelius

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

I am seeking, I am striving, I am in it with all my heart. - Vincent van Gogh

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Some days there won't be a song in your heart. Sing anyway. - Emory Austin

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

Everybody, no matter how old you are, is around 24, 25 in their heart. - Bruce Willis

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

Above all else, guard your heart, for it affects everything else you do. - Unknown

Anyone who tells a lie has not a pure heart, and cannot make a good soup. - Ludwig van Beethoven

She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash. - Milton Berle

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart. - Pope John XXIII

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own. - Willa Cather

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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