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A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

You can buy anything on eBay. I bought the world's oldest globe. It's flat. - Buzz Nutley

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over. - Drew Brees


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