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Inspiring Funeral Home

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Inspiring Funeral Home thanks to Keith Blake

Planning for a premature future

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Death takes no bribes. - Benjamin Franklin

Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

There is no death! What seems so is a transition. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Cowards die many times before their actual deaths. - Julius Caesar

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

You haven't lived until you've died in California. - Mort Sahl

With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying. - Bette Davis

Because I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me. - Emily Dickinson

There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for. - Albert Camus

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

To achieve things, we must live as though we are never going to die. - Luc de Clapiers

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. - Nancy Reagan

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

Many people die at twenty-five and aren't buried until they are seventy-five. - Benjamin Franklin

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

I got well by talking. Death could not get a word in edgewise, grew discouraged, and traveled on. - Louise Erdrich

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

2% of the people think, 3% of the people think they think, and 95% of the people would rather die than think. - George Bernard Shaw

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one. - Wilhelm Stekel


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