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Inspiring Funeral Home

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Inspiring Funeral Home thanks to Keith Blake

Planning for a premature future

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Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Now, young Skywalker... you will die. - The Emperor

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

To die will be an awfully big adventure. - James M Barrie

You just do it, then if you die, you die. - T. Scott McLeod

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. - Ilona Andrews

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. - Sam Levenson

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

Death comes equally to us all, and makes us all equal when it comes. - John Donne

Old mathematicians never die, they just lose some of their functions. - Joe-kster

Violence is like a weed - it does not die even in the greatest drought. - Simon Wiesenthal

I shall never act differently, even if I have to die for it many times. - Socrates

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski

For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where one ends, and the other begins? - Edgar Alan Poe

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli


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