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Science is organized knowledge. - Herbert Spencer

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

It may make a difference to all eternity whether we do right or wrong today. - James Freeman Clarke

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Every action of our lives touches on some chord that will vibrate in eternity. - Edwin H. Chapin

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

You are not Atlas carrying the world on your shoulder. It is good to remember that the planet is carrying you. - Vandana Shiva

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon. - Kurt Vonnegut

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville


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