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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire


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