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Is Lunch Ready?

Patient waiting line awaits unraveling of fish net

Is Lunch Ready? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

When food tastes a foot away

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You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Who took the cork out of my lunch? - WC Fields

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what's for lunch. - Orson Welles

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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