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Is This What You Think I Look Like?

What the cat looked like when it went on a diet

Is This What You Think I Look Like? thanks to Keith Blake

Looking at your own cool portrait

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

What do I look like, an inferior decorator? - Archie Bunker

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown

I look like a gorilla, just the way I'm built. - Dave Bautista

Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral. - Archie Bunker

What's the matter? You look like you just saw a clown. - Dean Winchester

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail. - Abraham Maslow

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Noel Coward: "Edna, you almost look like a man."
Ferber: "So do you." - Edna Ferber

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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