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Jesus Was Here

Proof of miracles in the 21st Century

Jesus Was Here thanks to Howard Chapman

Water turned into wine at the local liquor branch

Marriage at Cana - turning water into wine (John 2:1-10)

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God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb

God is closest to those with broken hearts. - Jewish Proverb

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

It is simpler and easier to flatter people than to praise them. - Jean Paul Richter

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Sandwich every bit of criticism between two heavy layers of praise. - Mary Kay Ash

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence. - Bertrand Russell

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. - Paulo Coelho

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown


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