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Marriage at Cana - turning water into wine (John 2:1-10)

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Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? - Henry II

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman

If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

A man who is intimate with God is not intimidated by man. - Leonard Ravenhill

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I'm not where I used to be! - Joyce Meyer

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale


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