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Jesus Was Here thanks to Howard Chapman

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Marriage at Cana - turning water into wine (John 2:1-10)

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In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

I am an atheist... thank God. - Dave Allen

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

A puff of wind and popular praise weigh the same. - English Proverb

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams

Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. - Unknown

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman! - Homer Simpson

So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence. - Bertrand Russell

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Saint Francis of Assisi

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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