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Marriage at Cana - turning water into wine (John 2:1-10)

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God is like a skilful Geometrician. - Sir Thomas Browne

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb

In doing what we ought we deserve no praise. - St. Augustine

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

The silence of a man who loves to praise is a censure sufficiently severe. - Charlotte Lennox

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. - Bob Hope

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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