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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump

Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. - Aristotle

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order. - Cary Grant

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. - Peter F Drucker

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry


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