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Job Retraining thanks to Keith Blake

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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

First get the job; then get the job done. - Unknown

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

You're the lowly pheasant with the job of keeping her here. - Archie Bunker

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners. - Albert Camus

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. - Bill Gates

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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