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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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