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Jogging Bike

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Jogging Bike thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Taking a leisurely jog around the park

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson


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