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Jogging Bike

How to put spring into your steps

Jogging Bike thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Taking a leisurely jog around the park

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Union gives strength. - Aesop

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins


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