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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

I'm so unfamiliar with the gym I call it James. - Chi McBride

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain


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