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Justice is truth in action. - Benjamin Disraeli

One joy scatters a hundred griefs. - Chinese Proverb

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

The good of the people is the chief law. - Cicero

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe, is love. - Pearl Bailey

In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler

Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. - Oliver North

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman. - Robert Frost

Stop soft soapin' and trying to deterge the judge! - Archie Bunker

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning. - Psalms 30:5

Sometimes justice is at its most merciful when it's blind. - Nancy Gibbs

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. - Mark Twain

Even when they have nothing, the Irish emit a kind of happiness, a joy. - Fiona Shaw

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

There are many kinds of joy, but they all lead to one: the joy to be loved. - Michael Ende

The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal. - Erich Fromm

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

I know that this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law. - Bugs Bunny

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

Even when laws have been written down, they ought not always to remain unaltered. - Aristotle

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

A good newspaper is never nearly good enough, but a lousy newspaper is a joy forever. - Garrison Keillor

Don't postpone joy until you've learned all your lessons. Joy is your lesson. - Alan Cohen

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. - Guindon

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy, you must have somebody to divide it with. - Mark Twain

The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller

In today's rush, we all think too much, seek too much, want too much and forget about the joy of just being. - Eckhart Tolle

There are not enough jails, not enough policemen, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people. - Hubert H Humphrey

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

The courtrooms of America all too often have Piper Cub advocates trying to handle the controls of Boeing 747 litigation. - Warren E. Burger

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha


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