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Necessity hath no law. - Oliver Cromwell

Position is nine-tenths of the law. - Archie Bunker

Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

A bad compromise beats a good lawsuit. - Saying

OK, if you can get an indepartial judge. - Archie Bunker

Law is order, and good law is good order. - Aristotle

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe, is love. - Pearl Bailey

Our ancestors ... were laborers, not lawyers. - Thomas Jefferson

Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. - Seneca

Let justice be done though the heavens should fall. - John Adams

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Martial

I have always fought for concrete facts, for justice. - Fidel Castro

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

He imagines a necessary joy in things that must fly to eat. - Wendell Berry

The best way of removing negativity is to laugh and be joyous. - David Icke

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

There is no grievance that is a fit object of redress by mob law. - Abraham Lincoln

Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made. - Otto von Bismarck

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

The laws of probability - so true in general, so fallacious in particular. - Edward Gibbon

Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson

The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Justice is the insurance we have on our lives, and obedience is the premium we pay for it. - William Penn

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? - Marion Barry

If a man dies and leaves his estate in an uncertain condition, the lawyers become his heirs. - Edgar Watson Howe

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. - Homer Simpson

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy, you must have somebody to divide it with. - Mark Twain

The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

One does not, by knowing all the physical laws as we know them today, immediately obtain an understanding of anything much. - Richard Feynman

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though 'twere his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright


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