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Agree, for the law is costly. - William Camden

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

Justice delayed is justice denied. - William Gladstone

Whenever law ends, tyranny begins. - John Locke

Useless laws weaken necessary laws. - Charles de Secondat

Position is nine-tenths of the law. - Archie Bunker

I don't want tea, I want justice! - Ally Carter

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright

The good of the people is the chief law. - Cicero

Don't judge folks by their relatives. - Unknown

The joy that isn't shared dies young. - Anne Sexton

Keep skunks, bankers and lawyers at a distance. - Unknown

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

The law must be stable, but it must not stand still. - Roscoe Pound

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. - Voltaire

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances. - Oscar Wilde

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers. - Charles Dickens

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

You have to go through a lot of heartache in life to feel joy. - Doug Collins

A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown

It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid. - Albert Einstein

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law. - Winston Churchill

The laws of probability - so true in general, so fallacious in particular. - Edward Gibbon

Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. - Bertrand Russell

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Justice is the insurance we have on our lives, and obedience is the premium we pay for it. - William Penn

In Islam, the legislative power and competence to establish laws belong exclusively to God. - Ayatollah Khomeini

What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? - Marion Barry

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

The law was made for one thing alone - for the exploitation of those who don't understand it. - Bertoit Brecht

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne


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