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Agree, for the law is costly. - William Camden

Order is Heaven's first law. - Alexander Pope

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

A lawsuit helps keep lawyers clothed. - Unknown

The only joy in the world is to begin. - Cesare Pavese

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson

To live outside the law, you must be honest. - Bob Dylan

Swift justice demands more than just swiftness. - Potter Stewart

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

Writing laws is easy, but governing is difficult. - Leo Tolstoy

Let justice be done though the heavens should fall. - John Adams

The law must be stable, but it must not stand still. - Roscoe Pound

Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Stop soft soapin' and trying to deterge the judge! - Archie Bunker

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

In the Halls of Justice, the only justice is in the halls. - Lenny Bruce

People hasten to judge in order not to be judged themselves. - Albert Camus

You have to go through a lot of heartache in life to feel joy. - Doug Collins

Joy shared is twice the joy. Sorrow shared is half the sorrow. - Swedish Proverb

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

Recompense injury with justice, and recompense kindness with kindness. - Confucius

Even when they have nothing, the Irish emit a kind of happiness, a joy. - Fiona Shaw

The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy. - Jim Rohn

I don't want to know what the law is, I want to know who the judge is. - Roy M. Cohn

Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost

Don't postpone joy until you've learned all your lessons. Joy is your lesson. - Alan Cohen

My husband and I had our best sex during our divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers. - Priscilla Lopez

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

There's a lot of fake people in the world, but before you judge them, make sure you're not one of them. - Unknown

In today's rush, we all think too much, seek too much, want too much and forget about the joy of just being. - Eckhart Tolle

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

No one undertakes research in physics with the intention of winning a prize. It is the joy of discovering something no one knew before. - Stephen Hawking

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright


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