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When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

There is no death! What seems so is a transition. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Steven Wright

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. - Gautama Siddharta

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

Because I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me. - Emily Dickinson

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. - J K Rowling

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H.H. Munro

Death comes equally to us all, and makes us all equal when it comes. - John Donne

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. - Napoleon Bonaparte

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

I got well by talking. Death could not get a word in edgewise, grew discouraged, and traveled on. - Louise Erdrich

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan


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