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Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

It is not death but dying which is terrible. - Henry Fielding

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. - Socrates

There is no death! What seems so is a transition. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

Death is the sound of distant thunder at a picnic. - W H Auden

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. - Nancy Reagan

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once. - William Shakespeare

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nadège Richards


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