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First Marry, Then Bury

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Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

There is no death! What seems so is a transition. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Steven Wright

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. - J K Rowling

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce

Death comes equally to us all, and makes us all equal when it comes. - John Donne

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

However much you may try to delay, you are fated to meet the same death as I did. - Tiberius Gracchus

Many people die at twenty-five and aren't buried until they are seventy-five. - Benjamin Franklin

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. - Mel Brooks

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55

Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come, we are not. - Epicurus

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive. - Joshua Bruns

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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