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Kid Straps

When it's time to look after the kids

Kid Straps thanks to Mike King

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One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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