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Kitchen Recycling

Yard cleanup in the kitchen

Kitchen Recycling thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Raking in the food

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Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Good things come to those who break clay pots. - Unknown

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

He who would eat in Spain must bring his kitchen along. - German saying

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman

For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

A collection of rare thoughts is nothing less than a cabinet of intellectual gems. - William B. Sprague

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone


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