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Laptop Cooler

Cooling off your laptop during a hot class

Laptop Cooler thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Keeping your cool in the classroom

Air conditioning (A/C or AC) is the process of altering the properties of air (primarily temperature and humidity) to more comfortable conditions, typically with the aim of distributing the conditioned air to an occupied space such as a building or a vehicle to improve thermal comfort and indoor air quality. Normally, an air conditioner is used to lower the air temperature. The cooling is typically achieved through a refrigeration cycle, but sometimes evaporation or free cooling is used. Air conditioning systems can also be made based on desiccants.

Air conditioning can refer to any form of technology that modifies the condition of air (heating, cooling, (de-)humidification, cleaning, ventilation, or air movement). However, in construction, such a complete system of heating, ventilation, and air conditioning is referred to as heating, ventilation, and air conditioning (HVAC, as opposed to AC).
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Do your homework all of your life. - Muriel Siebert

Who dares teach must never cease to learn. - John Cotton Dana

We're going to show you some fun homework. - Mike Johanns

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

I hate it when Wikipedia copies my entire homework. - Unknown

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. - Mark Twain

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

It is what we think we know already that often prevents us from learning. - Claude Bernard

Sometimes the hardest part isn't letting go but rather learning to start over. - Nicole Sobon

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sometimes when learning comes before experience it doesn't make sense right away. - Richard David Bach

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

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I wanted to be scared again. I wanted to feel unsure again. That's the only way I learn, the only way I feel challenged. - Connie Chung

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn. - Alvin Toffler

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke


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