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Cooling off your laptop during a hot class

Laptop Cooler thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Keeping your cool in the classroom

Air conditioning (A/C or AC) is the process of altering the properties of air (primarily temperature and humidity) to more comfortable conditions, typically with the aim of distributing the conditioned air to an occupied space such as a building or a vehicle to improve thermal comfort and indoor air quality. Normally, an air conditioner is used to lower the air temperature. The cooling is typically achieved through a refrigeration cycle, but sometimes evaporation or free cooling is used. Air conditioning systems can also be made based on desiccants.

Air conditioning can refer to any form of technology that modifies the condition of air (heating, cooling, (de-)humidification, cleaning, ventilation, or air movement). However, in construction, such a complete system of heating, ventilation, and air conditioning is referred to as heating, ventilation, and air conditioning (HVAC, as opposed to AC).
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We teach what we need to learn. - Gloria Steinem

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

I never let schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

I hate it when Wikipedia copies my entire homework. - Unknown

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Let the others have the charisma. I've got the class. - George H.W. Bush

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

The way to avoid roadblocks to learning is to ask questions. - Joseph J. Thomas

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

I keep on making what I can't do yet in order to learn to be able to do it. - Vincent van Gogh

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

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Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

The point was to learn what it was we feared more: being misunderstood or being betrayed. - Adam Levin

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

I think every day is Groundhog's Day. I get to learn from my mistakes and be better every day. - Ashton Kutcher

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong. - Bill Vaughan

Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. - Kurt Vonnegut

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. - Henry Ford


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