#1 humor site on the 'net

Laptop Cooler

Cooling off your laptop during a hot class

Laptop Cooler thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Keeping your cool in the classroom

Air conditioning (A/C or AC) is the process of altering the properties of air (primarily temperature and humidity) to more comfortable conditions, typically with the aim of distributing the conditioned air to an occupied space such as a building or a vehicle to improve thermal comfort and indoor air quality. Normally, an air conditioner is used to lower the air temperature. The cooling is typically achieved through a refrigeration cycle, but sometimes evaporation or free cooling is used. Air conditioning systems can also be made based on desiccants.

Air conditioning can refer to any form of technology that modifies the condition of air (heating, cooling, (de-)humidification, cleaning, ventilation, or air movement). However, in construction, such a complete system of heating, ventilation, and air conditioning is referred to as heating, ventilation, and air conditioning (HVAC, as opposed to AC).

QuotaBills
We teach what we need to learn. - Gloria Steinem

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Time goes by fast when you're avoiding homework. - Unknown

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. - Lewis Perelman

We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

You could listen to Woody Guthrie songs and actually learn how to live. - Bob Dylan

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

You can learn little from victory. You can learn everything from defeat. - Christy Mathewson

We're all learning here; the best listeners will end up the smartest. - Charlene Li

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

I have never met a man so ignorant I couldn't learn something from him. - Galileo

The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you. - B.B. King

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you don't know learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

A lot of problems would never be problems if we could learn to talk to each other instead of about each other. - Unknown

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

You can only learn from the second-raters. The first-raters are out of range; you can't see how they get their effects. - Unknown

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen


Closed Stor

Europe Road Trip

Below Ground

Beach Sign Training

That Won't Wash

Nose Knocker

Flash Mob

Mega Samurai Puzzles B

Pecking Order

Face Palm

Hold On Tight

Russian Beach

New Driver Training

Tired Flagpole

Coffee Steps

Royal Flush

Swallow Swallow

Bronx School Bus

Gay Dog

Lead Sled Dog

Copy Paste

Designer Shoes

1954 Prom Queen

Marshmallow Crop