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Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

We stand today on the edge of a new frontier. - John F Kennedy

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective. - Andre Gide

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Mutability of temper and inconsistency with ourselves is the greatest weakness of human nature. - Joseph Addison

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center. - Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer


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