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The obstacle is the path. - Zen Aphorism

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated. - William James

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

Authority without wisdom is like a heavy axe without an edge, fitter to bruise than to polish. - Anne Bradstreet

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center. - Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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