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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying. - Isaac Asimov

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

The way to avoid roadblocks to learning is to ask questions. - Joseph J. Thomas

The minute you're not learning I believe you're dead. - Jack Nicholson

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

It is what we think we know already that often prevents us from learning. - Claude Bernard

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Knowledge is learning something every day. Wisdom is letting go of something every day. - Zen Proverb

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

In learning to know other things, and other minds, we become more intimately acquainted with ourselves, and are to ourselves better worth knowing. - Philip Gilbert Hamilton

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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