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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

The way to avoid roadblocks to learning is to ask questions. - Joseph J. Thomas

The minute you're not learning I believe you're dead. - Jack Nicholson

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you. - B.B. King

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

Sometimes when learning comes before experience it doesn't make sense right away. - Richard David Bach

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Curious learning not only makes unpleasant things less unpleasant but also makes pleasant things more pleasant. - Bertrand Russell

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

Learning does not consist only of knowing what we must or we can do, but also of knowing what we could do and perhaps should not do. - Umberto Eco

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

In learning to know other things, and other minds, we become more intimately acquainted with ourselves, and are to ourselves better worth knowing. - Philip Gilbert Hamilton

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato


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