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Lifelong learning is the great equalizer. - Unknown

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. - Chinese Proverb

The minute you're not learning I believe you're dead. - Jack Nicholson

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

It is what we think we know already that often prevents us from learning. - Claude Bernard

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sometimes when learning comes before experience it doesn't make sense right away. - Richard David Bach

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. - Buffalo Bill

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Curious learning not only makes unpleasant things less unpleasant but also makes pleasant things more pleasant. - Bertrand Russell

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

In learning to know other things, and other minds, we become more intimately acquainted with ourselves, and are to ourselves better worth knowing. - Philip Gilbert Hamilton

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. - Henry Ford


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