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Learning To Ride

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Lifelong learning is the great equalizer. - Unknown

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

The way to avoid roadblocks to learning is to ask questions. - Joseph J. Thomas

Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. - Chinese Proverb

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. - Lewis Perelman

We're all learning here; the best listeners will end up the smartest. - Charlene Li

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you. - B.B. King

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

Sometimes the hardest part isn't letting go but rather learning to start over. - Nicole Sobon

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sometimes when learning comes before experience it doesn't make sense right away. - Richard David Bach

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. - Buffalo Bill

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Learning does not consist only of knowing what we must or we can do, but also of knowing what we could do and perhaps should not do. - Umberto Eco

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. - Henry Ford


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