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Lego Sushi

Crunchy Lego parts appeal to Japanese diners

Lego Sushi thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

I don't eat sushi, but I eat cooked meat. - Drake Bell

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

In Japanese sushi restaurants, a lot of sushi chefs talk too much. - Masa Takayama

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi


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