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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

He has not so much brain as ear-wax. - William Shakespeare

Anger blows out the candle of the mind. - R.G. Ingersoll

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown

The key to winning is to be brilliant at the basics. - Vince Lombardi

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

My mind works like lightning; one brilliant flash and it's gone. - Unknown

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

I'm no genius. I'm smart in spots but I stay around those spots. - Thomas J Watson

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

It makes you wonder. All the brilliant things we might have done with our lives if only we suspected we knew how. - Ann Patchett

However brilliant an action may be, it should not be accounted great when it is not the result of a great purpose. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. - Buddha


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