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Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

Even the candle seller dies in the dark. - Colombian Proverb

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown

The key to winning is to be brilliant at the basics. - Vince Lombardi

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man. - Kathleen Turner

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

A bright person can always think of something better to do than housework. - Ruby Lou Barnhill

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world. - William Shakespeare

It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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