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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

My mind works like lightning; one brilliant flash and it's gone. - Unknown

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world. - William Shakespeare

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

It makes you wonder. All the brilliant things we might have done with our lives if only we suspected we knew how. - Ann Patchett

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. - Buddha


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