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Light Road

Time lapse down lightbulb highway

Light Road thanks to Roy Taylor

Following where others have gone before

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I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

I've got more energy now than when I was younger because I know exactly what I want to do. - George Balanchine

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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