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Little Johnny's First School Picture

Feeling shy, Little Johnny backed up to the camera

Little Johnny's First School Picture thanks to Howard Chapman

Winner of the 'Awkward School Picture' award

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Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

I'd give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward! - Archie Bunker

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Let the others have the charisma. I've got the class. - George H.W. Bush

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand

A picture is worth a thousand words, but try saying that with a picture. - Unknown

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

Getting results through people is a skill that cannot be learned in the classroom. - J Paul Getty

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class. - David Coleman

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Aarfy was a dedicated fraternity man who loved cheerleading and class reunions and did not have brains enough to be afraid... - Joseph Heller

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen


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