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The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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