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The best placed plans of birds and men

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The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein

When everything is lost, anything is possible. - Robert Inman

Thou shalt not steal - only from other comedians. - WC Fields

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

My mind is the only sanctuary that has not been stolen from me. - Christopher Paolini

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it. - Carole King

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

'Tis better to have fought and lost than never to have fought at all. - Arthur Hugh Clough

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. - Woody Allen

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Whoever said, "It's not whether you win or lose that counts" probably lost. - Martina Navratilova

If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research. - Wilson Mizner

Believe in the reasonable decency of the brethren; patients are not stolen — they run away. - Martin H. Fischer

The joke was lost on the foreigner - guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke. - Mark Twain

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Ordinary riches can be stolen; real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you. - Oscar Wilde

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan


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