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The best placed plans of birds and men

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He who hesitates is lost. - Proverb

I steal from every single movie ever made. - Quentin Tarantino

Immature poets imitate; mature poets steal. - T S Eliot

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

If we don't get lost, we'll never find a new route. - Joan Littlewood

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all. - Groucho Marx

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it. - Carole King

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

I'm not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost. - A.A. Milne

I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. - Daniel Boone

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research. - Wilson Mizner

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

Ordinary riches can be stolen; real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you. - Oscar Wilde

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill


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