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The best placed plans of birds and men

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Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

If we don't get lost, we'll never find a new route. - Joan Littlewood

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all. - Groucho Marx

When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it. - Carole King

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. - Woody Allen

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. - Steven Wright

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Whoever said, "It's not whether you win or lose that counts" probably lost. - Martina Navratilova

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

Those who corrupt the public mind are just as evil as those who steal from the public purse. - Adlai E Stevenson

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

Ordinary riches can be stolen; real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you. - Oscar Wilde

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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