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Everything in life is luck. - Donald Trump

Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

The best luck of all is the luck you make yourself. - Douglas MacArthur

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have. - Anne Tyler

You can take it as understood
That your luck changes only if it’s good. - Ogden Nash

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. - Patrick Murray

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

The more we believe in ourselves, the luckier we get. The more we believe in luck, the unluckier we get. - Unknown

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash


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