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Everything in life is luck. - Donald Trump

Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Everybody has to be a little lucky, I think. - Christopher Walken

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Bret Harte

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

I don't carry lucky charms, but I believe in those things. - Christopher Walken

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. - Dalai Lama

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. - Patrick Murray

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin


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