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When good things come in threes

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Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Trees often transplanted seldom prosper. - Flemish Proverb

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

Those that are afraid of bad luck will never know good. - Russian proverb

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from. - Cormac McCarthy

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get. - Ray Kroc

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

You can take it as understood
That your luck changes only if it’s good. - Ogden Nash

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

The more we believe in ourselves, the luckier we get. The more we believe in luck, the unluckier we get. - Unknown

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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