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Who took the cork out of my lunch? - WC Fields

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries. - Stephen King

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. - Shelley Winters

Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what's for lunch. - Orson Welles

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

The most important question in American cinema is "When is lunch?" - Tommy Lee Jones

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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