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Maid Confusion

Clearing up who does the housework

Maid Confusion thanks to Mike King

A relationship 'not maid' for him

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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Is there no manners left among maids? - William Shakespeare

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

A stitch in time would have confused Einstein. - Unknown

When a woman is openly bad she is then at her best. - Latin Proverb

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you. - Groucho Marx

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

If you are really Master of your Fate,
It shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate. - Ogden Nash


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