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Maid Confusion

Clearing up who does the housework

Maid Confusion thanks to Mike King

A relationship 'not maid' for him

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Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde

I think there was confusion between Martha's "Apprentice" and mine. - Donald Trump

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you. - Groucho Marx

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. - Oscar Wilde

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson


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