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Maid Confusion

Clearing up who does the housework

Maid Confusion thanks to Mike King

A relationship 'not maid' for him

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Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

What Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

I'm confused, oh wait, maybe I'm not. - Unknown

A stitch in time would have confused Einstein. - Unknown

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant. - Charles de Gaulle

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be made at me for saying that. - Mitch Hedberg

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson


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