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Maid Confusion

Clearing up who does the housework

Maid Confusion thanks to Mike King

A relationship 'not maid' for him

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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Do not employ handsome servants. - Chinese Proverb

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

If all the young ladies who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised. - Dorothy Parker

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer


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