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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Whining is anger through a small opening. - Al Franken

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

A multitude of small delights constitutes happiness. - Charles Baudelaire

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. - Aesop

The needle of our conscience is as good a compass as any. - Ruth Wolff

Day and night, their frail and crippled ships defy the tempest. - Jorge Luis Borges

Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises. - Demosthenes

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people. - Eleanor Roosevelt

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

You will become as small as your controlling desire; as great as your dominant aspiration. - James Allen

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

The thing I remember about New York was how little I felt. I arrived with one small bag and $15. - Desi Arnaz

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

The control of large numbers is possible, and like unto that of small numbers, if we subdivide them. - Sun Tze

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

No matter how talented you are, if you don't persist, the probability of achieving your goals is extremely small. - Camilla Dorand

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

I would rather live in a world where my life is surrounded by mystery than live in a world so small that my mind could comprehend it. - Harry E. Fosdick

If one looks at the map of the world, it's difficult to find Iraq, and one would think it rather easy to subdue such a small country. - Vladimir Putin


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