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Money Machine

It takes your money and gives you nothing in return - sound familiar?

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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump


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