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Money Machine

It takes your money and gives you nothing in return - sound familiar?

Money Machine thanks to Mike King

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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Divorce: fission after fusion. - Rita Mae Brown

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

Information is the currency of democracy. - Unknown

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump


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