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Money Machine

It takes your money and gives you nothing in return - sound familiar?

Money Machine thanks to Mike King

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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow. - Roseanne Barr

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Conventions are like coins, an easy way of dealing with the commerce of relations. - Freya Stark

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump


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