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Morgan Freeman

Celebrity actor makes good by playing on his name

Morgan Freeman thanks to Keith Blake

It's all in the name

Morgan Freeman thanks to Keith Blake

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God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

A man's life is what his thoughts make it. - Marcus Aurelius

The man who has done his best has done everything. - Charles M. Schwab

Every man is a volume if you know how to read him. - William Ellery Channing

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Liam's like a man with a fork in a world of soup. - Noel Gallagher

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively. - Laurence J. Peter

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

A man who builds his own pedestal had better use strong cement. - Anna Quindlen

To save a man's life against his will is the same as killing him. - Horace

A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel. - Robert Frost

Am I afraid of high notes? Of course I am afraid. What sane man is not? - Luciano Pavarotti

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

A psychiatrist is a man who goes to Les Folies Bergere and looks at the audience. - Mervyn Stockwood

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

The successful man will profit from his mistakes and try again in a different way. - Dale Carnegie

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

No man can cause more grief than one clinging blindly to the voices of his ancestors. - William Faulkner

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

Noel Coward: "Edna, you almost look like a man."
Ferber: "So do you." - Edna Ferber

Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. - George Eliot

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it. - Elbert Hubbard

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

The purpose of architecture is to shelter and enhance man's life on earth and to fulfill his belief in the nobility of his existence. - Eero Saarinen

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

Men are so simple of mind, and so much dominated by their immediate needs, that a deceitful man will always find plenty who are ready to be deceived. - Niccolo Machiavelli


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