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Morgan Freeman

Celebrity actor makes good by playing on his name

Morgan Freeman thanks to Keith Blake

It's all in the name

Morgan Freeman thanks to Keith Blake

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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

A clever man commits no minor blunders. - Goethe

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

The spine is man's Achilles' heel. - Andre Brie

To the man who is afraid everything rustles. - Sophocles

The measure of a man is what he does with power. - Pittacus

A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice. - Edgar Watson Howe

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - Groucho Marx

The Lord is with me; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? - Bible

Always be ready to speak your mind, and a base man will avoid you. - William Blake

Do not judge a man until you have walked two moons in his moccasins. - Native American Proverb

A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for? - Robert Browning

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me. - Dudley Field Malone

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

The silence of a man who loves to praise is a censure sufficiently severe. - Charlotte Lennox

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

To be honest as this world goes is to be one man picked out of ten thousand. - William Shakespeare

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? - George Carlin

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

The gem cannot be polished without friction, not a man perfected without trials. - Chinese Proverb

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

It's not the size of the man in the fight, but the size of the fight in the man. - Unknown

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe. - Anatole France

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies, said Jojen. The man who never reads lives only one. - George R.R. Martin

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

It ain't enough that he's a Pinko and an atheist. You gonna turn him from a man to a morphadite? - Archie Bunker

There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger

Friendship... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself..." - C S Lewis

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

It is another's fault if he be ungrateful, but it is mine if I do not give. To find one thankful man, I will oblige a great many that are not so. - Seneca

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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