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Morgan Freeman

Celebrity actor makes good by playing on his name

Morgan Freeman thanks to Keith Blake

It's all in the name

Morgan Freeman thanks to Keith Blake

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Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Every man is a volume, if you how to read him. - W. E. Channing

In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

A man can't be to careful in his choice of enemies. - Oscar Wilde

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. - John Barrymore

Words were not given to man in order to conceal his thoughts. - Jose Saramago

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky

A man is not honest simply because he never had a chance to steal. - Russian Proverb

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain

A man is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits. - Richard M Nixon

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

The utmost extent of man's knowledge, is to know that he knows nothing. - Joseph Addison

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? - George Carlin

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who'll get the blame. - Bertrand Russell

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer

A slave has but one master; an ambitious man has as many masters as there are people who may be useful in bettering his position. - Jean de La Bruyere

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner


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