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Morgan Freeman

Celebrity actor makes good by playing on his name

Morgan Freeman thanks to Keith Blake

It's all in the name

Morgan Freeman thanks to Keith Blake

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Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

What is a rebel? A man who says no. - Albert Camus

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

A man that has had his fill is no eater. - Spain Proverb

No man is an island,
Entire of itself - John Donne

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

No man is happy who does not think himself so. - Publilius Syrus

The man who laughs has not yet heard the news. - Bertolt Brecht

The greatest match a man can win is won within. - Unknown

Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend. - Theophrastus

A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

He is a man, and he is afraid. This is not a good combination. - Kristin Hannah

What a lover's heart knows let no man's brain dispute. - Aberjhani

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec

Our problems are man-made; therefore, they can be solved by man. - John F Kennedy

Nowadays the clinical history too often weighs more than the man. - Martin H. Fischer

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. - Ogden Nash

Any man or institution that tries to rob me of my dignity will lose. - Nelson Mandela

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

What is a man profited if he shall gain the whole world and lose his own soul? - Matthew 16:26

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

If a man does not know what port he is steering for, no wind is favorable to him. - Seneca

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

That man is prudent who neither hopes nor fears anything from the uncertain events of the future. - Anatole France

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps


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