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Mother-In-Law Seat

When only the best bench seat will do

Mother-In-Law Seat thanks to Keith Blake

Preparing for the in-laws' visit

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Mother Superiority - Archie Bunker

Leisure is the Mother of Philosophy. - Thomas Hobbes

Necessity is the mother of attraction. - Luke McKissack

Ignorance is the mother of admiration. - George Chapman

The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

Necessity is the mother of taking chances. - Mark Twain

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

The best place to cry is on a mother's arms. - Jodi Picoult

The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno

A mother is one to whom you hurry when you are troubled. - Emily Dickinson

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

It's not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it. - Dorothy

No one else, ever, will think you're great the way your mother does. - Mary Matalin

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. - Mark Twain

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed - I never knew they worked. - Les Dawson

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. - Erma Bombeck

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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