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Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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