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Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker

No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Happiness means quiet nerves. - WC Fields

Quiet people have the loudest minds. - Stephen King

A quiet conscience sleeps in thunder. - English Proverb

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

Expert: a man who makes his mistakes quietly. - Unknown

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. - Henry David Thoreau

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs? - Spike Milligan

After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Know yourself fearlessly (even quietly) for all the things you are. - Aberjhani

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

I live sort of in the country and I like that. It's very quiet, it's beautiful. - Christopher Walken

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik


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