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Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker

No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

A quiet fool is half a sage. - Yiddish Proverb

Quiet people have the loudest minds. - Stephen King

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

A quiet conscience sleeps in thunder. - English Proverb

Nice quiet, waddya call, stablishment. - Archie Bunker

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

The best cure for the body is a quiet mind. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. - Henry David Thoreau

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled. - Barnett Cocks

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

I live sort of in the country and I like that. It's very quiet, it's beautiful. - Christopher Walken

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Happiness is as a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but which if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy


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