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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Authority without wisdom is like a heavy axe without an edge, fitter to bruise than to polish. - Anne Bradstreet

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus


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