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Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or claw your way to the top. It's sure been tough on my nails. - Jack Nicholson

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens


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