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If there is no wind, row. - Latin Proverb

When all else fails take a nap. - Unknown

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Whatever it is, it's better in the wind. - Unknown

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

We are no more than candles burning in the wind. - Japanese Proverb

A puff of wind and popular praise weigh the same. - English Proverb

No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap. - Carrie Snow

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. - Bob Dylan

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

If a man does not know what port he is steering for, no wind is favorable to him. - Seneca

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Unknown

I was as unburdened as a piece of dandelion fluff, and he was the wind that stirred me about the world. - Sarah J. Maas

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

He is the best sailor who can steer within fewest points of the wind, and exact a motive power out of the greatest obstacles. - Henry David Thoreau

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci


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