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Needle's Eye Bike

Knit-wit goes for a bicycle ride

Needle's Eye Bike thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Needlework on a roll

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Words are the small change of thought. - Jules Renard

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

There is no eel so small but it hopes to become a whale. - German Proverb

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Theresa

This is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. - Neil Armstrong

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way. - Napoleon Hill

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier

Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises. - Demosthenes

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

A position of eminence makes a great person greater and a small person less. - Jean De La Bruyère

Each small task of everyday life is part of the total harmony of the universe. - Saint Therese de Lisieux

Heed the still small voice that so seldom leads us wrong, and never into folly. - Marquise du Deffand

Small minds are concerned with the extraordinary, great minds with the ordinary. - Blaise Pascal

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

You will become as small as your controlling desire; as great as your dominant aspiration. - James Allen

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

Happiness hides in life's small details. If you're not looking, it becomes invisible. - Joyce Brothers

The thing I remember about New York was how little I felt. I arrived with one small bag and $15. - Desi Arnaz

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

Faithfulness in small things leads to faithfulness in great things, and never the other way around. - Jerry L. Lewis

Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. - Margaret Atwood

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin


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