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Needle's Eye Bike

Knit-wit goes for a bicycle ride

Needle's Eye Bike thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Needlework on a roll

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Whining is anger through a small opening. - Al Franken

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? - George Carlin

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. - Jonathan Kozol

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises. - Demosthenes

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

A small percentage of something is better than a larger percentage of nothing. - Unknown

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Most people would succeed in small things if they were not troubled with great ambitions. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

You will become as small as your controlling desire; as great as your dominant aspiration. - James Allen

In order to be big, you have to think big. If you think small, you're going to be small. - Emeril Lagasse

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

Happiness hides in life's small details. If you're not looking, it becomes invisible. - Joyce Brothers

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

No matter how talented you are, if you don't persist, the probability of achieving your goals is extremely small. - Camilla Dorand

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble. - Helen Keller

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

If one looks at the map of the world, it's difficult to find Iraq, and one would think it rather easy to subdue such a small country. - Vladimir Putin

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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