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Needle's Eye Bike

Knit-wit goes for a bicycle ride

Needle's Eye Bike thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Needlework on a roll

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The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Whining is anger through a small opening. - Al Franken

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

A multitude of small delights constitutes happiness. - Charles Baudelaire

The needle of our conscience is as good a compass as any. - Ruth Wolff

Keep high aspirations, moderate expectations, and small needs. - H. Stein

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. - Steven Wright

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

A small percentage of something is better than a larger percentage of nothing. - Unknown

Each small task of everyday life is part of the total harmony of the universe. - Saint Therese de Lisieux

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention. - Lou Holtz

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

The thing I remember about New York was how little I felt. I arrived with one small bag and $15. - Desi Arnaz

The control of large numbers is possible, and like unto that of small numbers, if we subdivide them. - Sun Tze

A small group of thoughtful people could change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. - Margaret Cho

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

He either fears his fate too much,
Or his deserts are small,
Who dares not put it to the touch
To gain or lose it all - Marquis of Montrose

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

If one looks at the map of the world, it's difficult to find Iraq, and one would think it rather easy to subdue such a small country. - Vladimir Putin

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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