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Needle's Eye Bike

Knit-wit goes for a bicycle ride

Needle's Eye Bike thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Needlework on a roll

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Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? - George Carlin

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. - Aesop

There is no eel so small but it hopes to become a whale. - German Proverb

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Great opportunities come to those who make the most of small ones. - Unknown

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

A position of eminence makes a great person greater and a small person less. - Jean De La Bruyère

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Small minds are concerned with the extraordinary, great minds with the ordinary. - Blaise Pascal

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

A small group of thoughtful people could change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

You haven't stopped talking since we got here! You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle. - Groucho Marx

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

If we could eliminate the concept of town and return to live in small villages, all world problems were solved. - Rossana Condoleo

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble. - Helen Keller

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

He either fears his fate too much,
Or his deserts are small,
Who dares not put it to the touch
To gain or lose it all - Marquis of Montrose

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

I would rather live in a world where my life is surrounded by mystery than live in a world so small that my mind could comprehend it. - Harry E. Fosdick

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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