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Needle's Eye Bike

Knit-wit goes for a bicycle ride

Needle's Eye Bike thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Needlework on a roll

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

There is no eel so small but it hopes to become a whale. - German Proverb

The needle of our conscience is as good a compass as any. - Ruth Wolff

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright

This is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. - Neil Armstrong

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier

Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises. - Demosthenes

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

Each small task of everyday life is part of the total harmony of the universe. - Saint Therese de Lisieux

Heed the still small voice that so seldom leads us wrong, and never into folly. - Marquise du Deffand

Small minds are concerned with the extraordinary, great minds with the ordinary. - Blaise Pascal

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention. - Lou Holtz

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

The thing I remember about New York was how little I felt. I arrived with one small bag and $15. - Desi Arnaz

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

Faithfulness in small things leads to faithfulness in great things, and never the other way around. - Jerry L. Lewis

The control of large numbers is possible, and like unto that of small numbers, if we subdivide them. - Sun Tze

Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. - Margaret Atwood

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

You haven't stopped talking since we got here! You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle. - Groucho Marx

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. - Margaret Cho

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

It doesn't hurt. Nothing hurts except the small smiles and blushes that flash across the room like tiny sparrows. - Laurie H. Anderson

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

He either fears his fate too much,
Or his deserts are small,
Who dares not put it to the touch
To gain or lose it all - Marquis of Montrose

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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