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Never Stop Sign

Relationship signs with a 'Stop Not' meaning

Never Stop Sign thanks to Luana Cardoso

With love from Brazil

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All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

Grief is the price we pay for love. - Queen Elizabeth II

I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do. - Unknown

Love your enemy as you'd love your brother. - Unknown

Being in love is a transient state of psychosis. - John Bradshaw

Kindness is loving people more than they deserve. - Joseph Joubert

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. - Peter de Vries

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you. - Unknown

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

A little kindness from person to person is better than a vast love for all humankind. - Richard Dehmel

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. - Rosemonde Gerard

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

There is always something left to love. And if you ain’t learned that, you ain’t learned nothing. - Lorraine Hansberry

Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern


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