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Never Stop Sign

Relationship signs with a 'Stop Not' meaning

Never Stop Sign thanks to Luana Cardoso

With love from Brazil

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

We loved with a love that was more than love. - Edgar Allan Poe

I know of only one duty, and that is to love. - Albert Camus

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

I love my rejection slips. They show me I try. - Sylvia Plath

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

The main purpose of love is to provide a theme for novels. - Piers Paul Read

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. - Peter de Vries

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

It isn't how much we do, but how much love we put into what we do that really counts. - Mother Teresa

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not. - Jodi Picoult

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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