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New Generation Priorities thanks to Jim Serritella

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Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

There are only two lasting bequests we can give our children - one is roots, and the other, wings. - Hodding S. Carter

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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