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New Generation Priorities thanks to Jim Serritella

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I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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East Coast Winter Graffiti

Politician Plane

How To Argue With A Woman

Patio Losers

Wings Fans Are Ruthless

Temple Car

Netherlands Parking Lot

Model T Snowmobile

Tulip Snowpath

New Audi

Tower of Hammocks

Family Birthday Reminder

Dead Batteries

Ostrich Bush

Tetris Cake

T-Rex Shadow

Ordnance Table

Wine Bibber

Redneck Wireless Selfie

Tylenol Ban

GoosePrints

Louisiana Potholes

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