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We're going to show you some fun homework. - Mike Johanns

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master. - Leonardo da Vinci

Let the others have the charisma. I've got the class. - George H.W. Bush

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. - Bryan White

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

Even when I have absolutely nothing to do, homework is not an option. - Unknown

I will study and prepare myself… and someday my chance will come. - Abraham Lincoln

Knowledge and timber shouldn't be much used till they are seasoned. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Your mind is your instrument. Learn to be its master and not its slave. - Unknown

Do not be embarrassed by your failures, learn from them and start again. - Richard Branson

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. - Charles M. Schulz

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

He is wise who knows the sources of knowledge - who knows where it is written and where it is to be found. - A.A. Hodge

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn. - Alvin Toffler

You can always trust information given you by people who are crazy; they have an access to truth not available through regular channels. - Sheila Ballantyne

In learning to know other things, and other minds, we become more intimately acquainted with ourselves, and are to ourselves better worth knowing. - Philip Gilbert Hamilton

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak


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