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Knowledge is power. - Francis Bacon

There is no education like adversity. - Disraeli

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

I miss the days when homework was just colouring. - Unknown

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

Information is pretty thin stuff unless mixed with experience. - Clarence Day

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

I realized my mission in life was to learn more, not earn more. - Surya Das

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

A man must learn to endure patiently what he cannot avoid conveniently. - Michel de Montaigne

Probus was almost a second Hannibal because of his knowledge of warfare. - Aurelius Victor

Our ability lies not in what we know but in what we are willing to learn. - Unknown

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. - Unknown

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

Aarfy was a dedicated fraternity man who loved cheerleading and class reunions and did not have brains enough to be afraid... - Joseph Heller

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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