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No Worries This Year

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Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

When I go I'll take New Year's Eve with me. - Guy Lombardo

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been. - Rainer M. Rilke

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions! - Joey Adams

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Unknown

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things. - John Burroughs

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

An individual starts off by facing his problem with resolution, but a convention saves the resolution for the end. - Unknown

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain


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