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No Worries This Year

Carefree attitude for the New Year

No Worries This Year thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right. - Oprah Winfrey

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing. - Abraham Lincoln

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Unknown

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

An individual starts off by facing his problem with resolution, but a convention saves the resolution for the end. - Unknown

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain


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