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Nordern Minnesota Yeneral Store

A Love Story - brings a tear to your eye

Nordern Minnesota Yeneral Store thanks to Roy Taylor

Shopping in the country

Max & Arlene lived by a lake in Nordern Minnesota. It vas early vinter and da lake had froze over. Max asked Arlene if she vould valk across da frozen lake to da yeneral store to get him some beer. She asked him for some money but he told her, “Nah, yust put it on our tab.”

So Arlene valked across, got the beer at da yeneral store, den walked back home across the lake. Ven she got home and gave Max his beer, she asked him, “Max, you alvays tell me not to run up da tab at da store. Why didn’t you yust give me some money?”

Max replied, “Vell, I didn’t vant to send you out dere vit some money ven I vasn’t sure how tick the ice vas yet.”


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Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

If you have love, it's easier. - Joe Segal

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe, is love. - Pearl Bailey

A person is only as good as what they love. - Saul Bellow

Oh, I'm so inadequate. And I love myself! - Meg Ryan

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love. - John le Carre

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

Being in love with yourself means never having to say you've got a headache. - Ellie Laine

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. - George Bernard Shaw

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not. - Jodi Picoult

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus


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