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Nothing Can Compete With A Good Book

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Nothing Can Compete With A Good Book thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Enjoying a good non-electronic read on the ride home

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Read my lips: no new taxes. - George Bush

No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

Easy reading is damn hard writing. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

I don't read books. I write them. - Henry Kissinger

Well, all I know is what I read in the papers. - Will Rogers

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? - Steven Wright

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

There is no surer way to misread any document than to read it literally. - Learned Hand

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read. - Winston Churchill

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

Make it simple. Make it memorable. Make it inviting to look at. Make it fun to read. - Leo Burnett

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

All good books have one thing in common - they are truer than if they had really happened. - Ernest Hemingway

Stalin didn't write any memoirs. He was too secretive. He was afraid people might read them. - Jonathan Lynn

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. - Toni Morrison

The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read. - Oscar Wilde

Life is like an overlong drama through which we sit being nagged by the vague memories of having read the reviews. - John Updike

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush

Read something no one else is reading, think something no one else is thinking and do something no one else is doing. - Bob McLaren

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. - Gore Vidal

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as Catch-22 I'm tempted to reply, "Who has?" - Joseph Heller

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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