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Nothing Can Compete With A Good Book

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Nothing Can Compete With A Good Book thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Enjoying a good non-electronic read on the ride home

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Read my lips: no new taxes. - George Bush

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

Every man is a volume if you know how to read him. - William Ellery Channing

The first lesson reading teaches is how to be alone. - Jonathan Franzen

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

When you read the riot act, be prepared to enforce it. - Saying

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

If you read someone else's diary, you get what you deserve. - David Sedaris

In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies. - Wally Amos

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man. - Sir Francis Bacon

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

For those of you who haven't read the book, it's been published tomorrow. - David Frost

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. - P.J. O'Rourke

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read. - Mark Twain

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns

When I only begin to read, I forget I'm on this world. It lifts me on wings with high thoughts. - Anzia Yezierska

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it. - Oscar Wilde

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

Life is like an overlong drama through which we sit being nagged by the vague memories of having read the reviews. - John Updike

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as Catch-22 I'm tempted to reply, "Who has?" - Joseph Heller

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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