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Nothing Can Compete With A Good Book

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Nothing Can Compete With A Good Book thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Enjoying a good non-electronic read on the ride home

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Read my lips: no new taxes. - George Bush

Easy reading is damn hard writing. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

I read part of it all the way through. - Samuel Goldwyn

Let blockheads read what blockheads wrote. - Warren Buffet

The first lesson reading teaches is how to be alone. - Jonathan Franzen

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

There is no surer way to misread any document than to read it literally. - Learned Hand

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts. - Charles Dickens

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

For those of you who haven't read the book, it's been published tomorrow. - David Frost

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. - P.J. O'Rourke

Make it simple. Make it memorable. Make it inviting to look at. Make it fun to read. - Leo Burnett

All good books have one thing in common - they are truer than if they had really happened. - Ernest Hemingway

You can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

When I only begin to read, I forget I'm on this world. It lifts me on wings with high thoughts. - Anzia Yezierska

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more you learn, the more places you'll go. - Dr. Seuss

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read. - Oscar Wilde

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. - Gore Vidal

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn. - Alvin Toffler

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot


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