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Nothing Can Compete With A Good Book

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Nothing Can Compete With A Good Book thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Enjoying a good non-electronic read on the ride home

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Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

I don't read books. I write them. - Henry Kissinger

You live several lives while reading. - William Styron

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

I wanna read ya something right out of the allamac. - Archie Bunker

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man. - Sir Francis Bacon

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

Make it simple. Make it memorable. Make it inviting to look at. Make it fun to read. - Leo Burnett

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other. - Thomas Fuller

There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope. - Oscar Wilde

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

I've never killed a man, but I've read many an obituary with a great deal of satisfaction. - Mark Twain

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more you learn, the more places you'll go. - Dr. Seuss

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it. - Oscar Wilde

Life is like an overlong drama through which we sit being nagged by the vague memories of having read the reviews. - John Updike

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. - Gore Vidal

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

Beware the stories you read or tell: subtly, at night, beneath the waters of consciousness, they are altering your world. - Ben Okri

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich


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