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Office Budget Cuts

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Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Federal budget cuts and austerity program measures

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

Office Budget Cuts thanks to Roy Taylor

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Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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