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Olympic Preparations

Determination along the way to the podium

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Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Be absolutely determined to enjoy what you do. - Gerry Sikorski

No goal is unattainable with individual determination. - Unknown

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

A man's true height is determined by his thoughts and actions. - Unknown

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

He won the bronze medal in the 1976 Olympics, so he's used to being out in front. - David Coleman

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

The common traits among all successful people are desire, determination and confidence. - Joe Segal

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man's determination. - Tommy Lasorda

A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough. - John C Bovee

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

If you don't try to win you might as well hold the Olympics in somebody's backyard. - Jesse Owens

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

I am too positive to be doubtful, too optimistic to be fearful, and too determined to be defeated. - joe-kster

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Not everybody can be famous. But everybody can be great, because greatness is determined by service. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life. - Paula Deen

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

Up until now, the prospect of parole has kept us from confronting our captors with any real determination. - George Jackson

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

It doesn't take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause. - H L Mencken

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Nothing great will ever be achieved without great men, and men are great only is they are determined to be so. - Charles de Gaulle

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Your belief in yourself and your company and your place in the world may be the main determination of your success. - Tom Butler-Bowdon

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Any committee is only as good as the most knowledgeable, determined, and vigorous person on it. There must be somebody who provides the flame. - Lady Bird Johnson

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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