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Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Be absolutely determined to enjoy what you do. - Gerry Sikorski

No goal is unattainable with individual determination. - Unknown

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

Some succeed because they are destined. Some succeed because they are determined. - Unknown

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

He won the bronze medal in the 1976 Olympics, so he's used to being out in front. - David Coleman

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

If you don't try to win you might as well hold the Olympics in somebody's backyard. - Jesse Owens

Be humble enough to admit you're not perfect, but determined enough to strive to be perfect. - Unknown

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Not everybody can be famous. But everybody can be great, because greatness is determined by service. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life. - Paula Deen

Up until now, the prospect of parole has kept us from confronting our captors with any real determination. - George Jackson

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Your belief in yourself and your company and your place in the world may be the main determination of your success. - Tom Butler-Bowdon

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Any committee is only as good as the most knowledgeable, determined, and vigorous person on it. There must be somebody who provides the flame. - Lady Bird Johnson

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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