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One Sushi Is Enough

What Sumo wrestlers order at this restaurant

One Sushi Is Enough thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

I'm obsessed with sushi. - Emma Roberts

In LA, I live on sushi or salad. - Denise Van Outen

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

A good plate of sushi after an opening helps to soothe that post-opening blues - especially since you feel like raw meat yourself. - Jim Drain

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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