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Open Door Policy

Bubba encouraged open communication with his family

Open Door Policy thanks to Barry McCartney

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Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. - Marcelene Cox

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door. - John Kenneth Galbraith

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Follow your bliss and doors will open where there were no doors before. - Joseph Campbell

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

When you ask "What if..." you open the door to all your options. - Unknown

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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