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Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - Unknown

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

The trust of the people in the leaders reflects the confidence of the leaders in the people. - Paulo Freire

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

They are leaders who have made a difference. Not because they wished it, but because they willed it. - Richard M Nixon

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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