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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffet

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

To watch 24 hours a day through them high-powered spectaculars. - Archie Bunker

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them. - John C Maxwell

The trust of the people in the leaders reflects the confidence of the leaders in the people. - Paulo Freire

Leadership is all about influence and everything rises and falls on leadership... everything. - John C Maxwell

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand years. - Will Durant

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson


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