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Orthodox Weapon

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Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

Off-the-docks Jews (Orthodox Jews) - Archie Bunker

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. - Mark Twain

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. - Socrates

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

I am proud of the fact that I never invented weapons to kill. - Thomas Edison

Prose is a museum, where all the old weapons of poetry are kept. - T.E. Hulme

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world. - Joseph Addison

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

It is much easier to imagine ghastly new biological weapons than to create them. - Andrew Pollack

It's a blessing to die for a cause, because you can so easily die for nothing. - Andrew Young

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. - W.T. Purkiser

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho


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