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The future is a great land. - Unknown

Love is a great beautifier. - Louisa May Alcott

The great struggle has come. - Herodotus

He is great enough who is his own master. - Bishop Hail

The first test of a truly great man is his humility. - John Ruskin

Genius begins great works; labor alone finishes them. - Joseph Joubert

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects. - Charles de Gaulle

It is a great ability to be able to conceal one's ability. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells. - Elizabeth Taylor

Only passions, great passions, can elevate the soul to great things. - Diderot

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great. - Zig Ziglar

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people. - Eleanor Roosevelt

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. - Isaac Asimov

Great thoughts speak only to the thoughtful mind, but great actions speak to all mankind. - Emily P. Bissell

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist. - Oscar Wilde

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

Time is that wherein there is opportunity, and opportunity is that wherein there is no great time. - Hippocrates

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

The clue to happiness is being interested in life. People's happiness is as great as they can create it. - L. Ron Hubbard

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

The great thing about Glasgow now is that if there is a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

Nothing is so contagious as an example. We never do great good or great evil without bringing about more of the same on the part of others. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

The individual is capable of both great compassion and great indifference. He has it within his means to nourish the former and outgrow the latter. - Norman Cousins

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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