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Painfull Skydive

Some skydivers just don't get the point

Painfull Skydive thanks to Mike King

Why you should keep your legs closed while skydiving

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Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. - Haruki Murakami

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

Champions expect pain, endure pain, and never complain. - Unknown

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

When you can tell the story and it doesn't bring up any pain, you known it is healed. - Lyanla Vanzant

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Pain is neither intolerable nor everlasting... it is in the power of the soul to maintain its own serenity. - Marcus Aurelius

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden


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